{"id":3020,"date":"2025-08-30T21:38:07","date_gmt":"2025-08-31T01:38:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/?p=3020"},"modified":"2025-09-21T21:53:38","modified_gmt":"2025-09-22T01:53:38","slug":"bad-weeks-deserve-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/2025\/08\/30\/bad-weeks-deserve-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Weeks Deserve Cake"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bad week is me understating this week\u2019s magnitude of misery, confusion and sadness. Found a cute little non birthday-birthday cake. It said for two. Two hours? Two days? Pretty sure they just misspelled ONE. Here&#8217;s to me not being normal I guess<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3624-1-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3032\" style=\"width:154px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3624-1-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3624-1-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3624-1-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3624-1-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_3624-1-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bad week is me understating this week\u2019s magnitude of misery, confusion and sadness. Found a cute little non birthday-birthday cake. It said for two. Two hours? Two days? Pretty sure they just misspelled ONE. Here&#8217;s to me not being normal I guess<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"blocksy_meta":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3020"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3034,"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020\/revisions\/3034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}