{"id":2951,"date":"2025-06-08T16:31:26","date_gmt":"2025-06-08T21:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/?p=2951"},"modified":"2025-06-08T18:23:24","modified_gmt":"2025-06-08T23:23:24","slug":"a-guide-for-mediocre-travel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/2025\/06\/08\/a-guide-for-mediocre-travel\/","title":{"rendered":"A Guide for Mediocre Travel:  UK Edition #1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Since I will be writing a travel book about mediocre trips abroad, here is a snippet of one chapter I am working on called What in the Actual Hell Do You Mean You Don\u2019t Have.. and that title probably needs work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They don\u2019t have wash cloths here. They call them flannels and they don\u2019t use them. This is a BYOWC kingdom. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They also don\u2019t do top sheets on the bed. Just plump, hot ass perimenopausal unfriendly duvets that smoother you in your sleep and block out all air and hope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Additionally, they don&#8217;t believe in cold drinks and napkins. This is a tepid water and 1 napkin minimum empire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Book titles I am considering are I Never Missed America More in my Life and This is Exactly Why We Left Y\u2019all\u2019s Asses. (TM)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-2953\" data-id=\"2953\" src=\"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/501023217_10235608742826570_952699632775121705_n-1-768x1024.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/501023217_10235608742826570_952699632775121705_n-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/501023217_10235608742826570_952699632775121705_n-1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/501023217_10235608742826570_952699632775121705_n-1.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption\">Big Back Belinda from Wales doing too much<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I will be writing a travel book about mediocre trips abroad, here is a snippet of one chapter I am working on called What in the Actual Hell Do You Mean You Don\u2019t Have.. and that title probably needs work. They don\u2019t have wash cloths here. They call them flannels and they don\u2019t use [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"blocksy_meta":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2951"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2973,"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951\/revisions\/2973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gassett.info\/david\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}