How many years have passed since 3:30 this morning and is it time for dinner yet?
Why does this hospital look like an airport?
What are the people in scrubs sitting around talking about?
What day is it?
If I get up to go to the restroom now, is that when they will call from recovery? How about now? What about now?
When people had surgery “in my day”, you had to call someone on the phone to see how it went. Now we have instant information to anyone all over the world.
What is this lady listening to on her phone while she is knitting on a full ass afghan?
Can I make hospital bag packing and organizing a full-time job?
If I go eat right now, is that when they will call from recovery? How about now.
A-Hospital time hits different B-does anyone say “hits different” anymore and #3 is there anyone young enough on FB nowadays that would even know the answer to that?
How does the magic paper on these go go Gadget visitor badges know when to expire?
They have forgotten that I am out here.
Is it dap me up or dab me up? I have heard both today from grown men and is there anyone young enough on FB nowadays that would even know the answer to that? I should have used that with Dr. N when he came out. Didn’t want to look uncool not knowing which one it was.
Seriously, what day is it?
I’m going to pee.